Comments on not an only child: misadventures in freezer cleaning (a.k.a. how not ...

That is soo gross, even months later. I must confe...

2009-12-30T11:37:00.440-05:00

That is soo gross, even months later. I must confess that I have done something similar and my exhusband would have some very bold purple commentary.
Peace, Love, and Cleanliness,

Jeanne

I can't believe Mike picked up and "popped" the la...

2009-10-10T15:46:14.965-04:00

I can't believe Mike picked up and "popped" the larvae. That is probably hands-down the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! Like, why go to the trouble of "popping" them ... just scoop them up with paper towels and take the trash outside pronto!!

I'd say those chances are quite high, Mike, given ...

2009-10-09T06:26:25.801-04:00

I'd say those chances are quite high, Mike, given your record thus far. I'd keep looking if I were you.

That is the most foul thing I can even imagine. Amy, do you now want to revert to your herbivore ways?

(my word verification is "visions", which is what I'm gonna keep having after reading this descriptive post)

My goodness! My first thought was: why do you hav...

2009-10-08T21:20:53.485-04:00

My goodness! My first thought was: why do you have ice cream left in your freezer? Then as I kept reading I was laughing so hard that Phil had to keep pausing his show so I didn't interrupt it! I hope you can rid the carpet of the smell and all the little bugs, or poor turkey will have a lovely welcome into the world!

Thank you for sharing your story :) It made my day!

omg...i totally gagged not once but TWICE during t...

2009-10-08T17:21:25.055-04:00

omg...i totally gagged not once but TWICE during taht story...and i deal with poop and blood all day long....i can remember Mike cleaning hte freezer/fridge in colelge and him doing it in a manicky-type way and throwing stuff...it probably bounce and got hidden...could happen to the best of us! there is NOTHING worst then rotting meat...BLECH

Oh, you guys are so funny!!! You could replace Le...

2009-10-08T16:26:05.062-04:00

Oh, you guys are so funny!!! You could replace Letterman. Maybe he'll be looking for a new job after his shenanagins!

Oh my, you both write so expressively that the odo...

2009-10-08T15:34:16.812-04:00

Oh my, you both write so expressively that the odor is lingering in my office! I am sure you can hear me LAUGHING!! Now, Amy, don't deny Mike the privilege of cleaning out the freezer. Next time give him a heavy duty plastic bag in which to place the unwanted items - past prime meat, unsavory vegetables, etc. My main concern about the two of you is why you wouldn't have eaten ALL the ice cream before it was lit on fire with freezer burn? You are the only people I know that would buy ice cream and still have it after 3 days!! I like your comedy routine in black and purple - would like it better face to face. Come to think of it, instead of watching Letterman tonight, I'll just re-read today's post!!! love you both, gg